Hello, theoretical readers.
Do you remember how yesterday I was complaining about how inelegant and time-wasting the Etsy upload interface was? Well, regardless of that, I spent an age listing new items. Hoorah! Here are some links, and also some pictures for you to follow
My favourite card is the “You disgust me” one. I think it’s because it’s the card I’ve most often wished I had a copy of.
In completely unrelated news: I’m looking for life models. Of the nude kind *gasp*! Are you a person? Is all of you covered with skin? Are none of your internal organs on display? (actually, if they are, get in contact, it sounds interesting) Then you could be a model for me! I can’t really pay you money, but I do make an excellent cake, and I will let you have all the tea that you like. I’ll even put the heating on so that you’re not too cold! How does that sound to you? Also, I promise not to be a lecherous weirdo, and also this is not a euphemism for “I’m making porn”. Also also free copies of the prints for you! It’s a very good deal, you should definitely think about it.
It doesn’t take much to persuade me to take my kit off and you already have a good idea what I look like nekkid, from having seen me in my swimwear – so I’ll offer my services if you want them…
Can I be there the same time as Doris?
Interestingly enough, I think that I would be comfortable getting naked for your art! However, there’s the matter of the huge ocean in the way.
Well, there isn’t really a time limit on this, so maybe one day you can get naked in the name of art.
Just to clarify: this nude people thing is primarily for portfolio building and practice. I would one day maybe like to exhibit some of my work, but I don’t know how likely that is. It’s not just a secret ploy to get all of my friends naked!
Man, when YOU ask people to get naked you get hot girly types who sign up. When I ask people to get naked I get slaps in the face. (ok, and a few hot girls, but still!) and I even offered real cash monies!
Do I know Roger????
Yeah, probably. He’s GoodEats.